31. srpna 2009 v 13:38
I like dumb sluts and I cannot lie
When I find a trampy girl
with an itty bitty brain
gone buy her new clothes
put her on a private plane
If she can just strip
and open me a bottle
gone have my people
tell you she's a famous producer
Because when a tramp walks in with
no self-esteem
I figure I just found
the girl of my dream
gonna erase her true identity
put her in my car
those photos (hey hey)
are money in the bank,
when I cover up the fact
that she's a "d" level skank
That is right-yeah, there's my bros
You're right-yeah, gonna grab my tie
and watch her pose
Yeah, I like dumb sluts and I'll tell you why
because when you find yourself a broad with no class
she'll show everyone her tits
and flash her ass
and when all the other guys
have seen her tits
they'll start thinking I'm
really cool for a sick old dude
yeah, shake it (ho!) shake it (ho!)
shake it for the boys
keep doing what I tell
and don't make no noise
because Daniel got skank (yeah) skank (yeah)
Now I'll keep you thinking I'm the greatest guy
so I can shill that crap in Europe
for the all bitches it can buy
and making middle age women think I'm a gent
because they got no idea because my skank is seriously bent
Sure I respect women
but only if they are ho's
they gotta stand around and smile
and keep their mouth closed
If want conversation
I would calling my bros
That's right- my boys all agree with me
you are right-no more vacations
across the sea
Treat a ho like a lady
and a lady like a ho
must be good
because I said so
gonna lie about my bimbo
and you'll buy it I bet
because like my exes all say
what I want, I get
and I got skank....